We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

Okay. That sucks and was probably very scary. But you also have a pattern of behaviour that is disturbing--including the thread from last night. Someone challenges you, you respond with outrage then emotional abuse because they don’t receive things the way you intend them.

I like many of your comments. I think some people do pick on you. This, though- this is not good. Please don’t set yourself up to be a martyr. You have as much right to be a commenter here as anyone. Some might unreasonably hate your views. Some might legitimately hate your views. Unless you become one of those sick…

I walked into my 13 year old sons room when he was spanking the monkey. I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

Oh no! Where to begin?

I had a friend move in with me ostensibly because she decided not to buy a house that she was leasing with an option. When she moved out of my house (some 2+ years later) I found a letter from a real estate company saying that she had voided her house sitting arrangement by failing to keep the house in a showable…

I went to my then girlfriend’s parent’s house for dinner. After the meal I went to find a restroom. I walked down the hall and nearly into the open door of the bathroom where her mom was taking a dump on the toilet. Mortified, I quickly turned around, unsure if she had seen me, and continued down the hall. It was a…

My wife has an extensive dildo collection. When we first started dating (early 20s) she would wash them in the kitchen and just keep them in the drying rack. I said “you know, why don’t you dry them in the tub behind the curtain or something”. She said “cause nobody visits my apartment but you”. Fast forward a few…

There are two kinds of people in the world...

unless he was overly hairy, i bet he looked absolutely lovely in it.

at a previous job, god, i cannot believe i’m saying this, a coworker asked me to help clean up her home computer because it had run out of space and she had no idea how that could be. since i knew she had a son, i had an inkling of what might be taking up all that space. and while i fully expected to find many large…

Def a serial killer.

Once, while visiting an elderly neighbor, she asked me to get her reading glasses from the middle desk drawer. They were there, alongside a clear quart-sized ziploc bag filled (FULLY FILLED) with teeth.

When I was about 10 I had a friend whose house I stayed at at least once a month. Her parents were wealthy and the house was set up so that the kids had a whole floor to themselves complete with a second kitchen and family room, so once we went downstairs to play we pretty much didn’t come back to the main level…

“The drain goes to the sewer and you’re saving a flush without having pee water sit in your bathroom for ages.”

Perhaps the more deciding factor in this analysis would be whether people have dry skin as opposed to leg hair. If I wash my legs, I’m basically committing to using up an entire bottle of body lotion to restore them to somewhere near human as opposed to crocodilian.

I don’t know at this point what the records would show that voters didn’t already know or think about Trump. I mean personally, I don’t like the idea that the media could unseal a private file just for public interest.

I know a couple who got married at 19 who got matching tattoos of the guy’s last name across their backs football jersey style with huge swoopy letters. It was hideous. And they divorced probably 18 months after the wedding.