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I once had someone yell offensive stuff at me from their car late at night, and then I watched them drive another block up the street, park their car, and walk away. So I went home, got a hammer, and bashed their taillights in.

People who think they’re making a statement against a major corporation by making the front line employees miserable are the worst kind of clueless.

This one’s mine.

Did Trump just request a safe space?

If you start from the beginning of 1999 (which was a really good year and really skews the return up - starting closer to the end of the year it’d be about 50 bps lower) annualized S&P 500 return with dividends reinvested showed up at 5.045%.

It’s not really on him to prove anything to anybody though. It’s a weird enough position to be in. Let the man deal with it how he wishes.

brb rewatching the “dont trust the b- in apartment 23" sexiest man alive episode

Yeah, that’s the important thing to remember as her family is ripped apart: #NotAllWhitePeople

I often read The Guardian in the mornings, and a couple of times I’ve accidentally clicked on http://www.theguardian.pe.ca/ , out of Prince Edward Island in Canada. Sometimes, like this morning, I do so on purpose; frankly I’d rather read about this year’s potato harvest, that Bessie The Cow will return to the

Really, dude? “Troll” on this site usually refers to the burner accounts who spam threads with racial slurs, photos of mutilated cats, dead infants, and gore/torture photos of murder victims. Or just photos of Hitler. It’s not like some blood-sucking billionaire hasn’t made it clear that he’s spending millions of

In line at the grocery this morning, I saw the new issue of People magazine. I audibly “tsked”. The man in line in front of me turned and nodded. His young daughter announced “WE voted for Hillary!” Her dad prodded, “And why?” The child answered “Because she’s smart and nice, and he’s dumb and stupid.” So these two

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The real olds recognize only One True Kylie, and she is Australian.

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

“When you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I realized you were a fucking lunatic, and ran for my life in the opposite direction.”

Yes, but he doesn’t know that yet. God, give him time to read the Presidenting For Dummies manual before getting all huffy and stuff.

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

People are tired of all your white privilege, racism, misogyny, transphobia shit. They’ve had enough.

In 2000 people were worried about stupidity taking power and slowing social change. It wasn’t nearly as disappointing as the idea of hate taking power and reversing civil rights.

My parents are at that rally and called to let us know they were okay. I think their definition of being okay, and mine are a wee little different. I’m so ashamed. 😭

This is what “law enforcement” looks like in the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave in 2016. We are neither.