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And uphill too. If anyone tried to make me walk uphill at my wedding I’d be out of there.

That’s a real ‘butter wouldn’t melt’ face there, perfect.

since T-Swift could have been a source of inspiration

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Something like the end of Society?! (Warning - a little NSFW, and very much not good on a full stomach...). (Also, I’m sorry in advance).

I like the way they implied she was witty and warm despite her hideous appearance.

He makes more money than his ex. He expects the kid to go to uni. He just doesn’t want to support her while she does. He is in the wrong.

Christ, what arseholes! I’m really sorry that happened to you.

My colleague’s ex had just decided that now their daughter is 18 he is not going to pay child support anymore. He’s not legally required to, but she’s a student, and still living with her mum, so now my friend is bearing the full cost. So I’m not in the mood to hear about poor Charlie’s reduced income. Just support

He must remain drug and alcohol-free

For the same reason, if I search a business in Google, and the first result is for them, but it’s an ad, I scroll down to click on a non-ad link. Fighting the man one click at a time!

I kept reading expecting to get to the part about a tip about an attack, and how she bore at least a cursory similarity to a suspect, because surely there must have been at least a small amount of logic behind what these cops did, but no - just walking while Muslim.

There was actually a bit of to-do in Australia a few years ago after a make-up artist dished about the two candidates for PM, accusing one of them of being rude.

I am unreasonably sad about this. Lady Gaga’s music is not for me, but I like her as a person, and Taylor Kinney is so damn hot (Hot Uncle Werewolf Mason!) and their relationship was so low-key that I just liked knowing they were a couple.

Canned spaghetti in a toastie (or jaffle) is a long-standing Australian after-school classic. Or some people go with baked beans. The only limit to the contents of a jaffle is how much you can fit in the jaffle iron!

I presumed it was a 30 Rock reference, so I definitely learnt something today.

Just trying to help with dinner prep!

Theo would love to get to know you better. He’s happy to hear all about feminism, as long as you feed him first. He’d totally contribute equally in the kitchen, except all the food is stored too high.

I think the name is hilarious.

Or you go take your time machine to the early days of Australian colonialism, where rum was the key currency.