When I was in 2nd grade there was an autistic kids in my class , Gregory. Some of his spas attacks would interfere with class occasionally but we all loved him like a brother. For his birthday party literaly the entire class went (30 kids) even the teacher and his assistant. Best and happiest birthday party I've ever…

We moved around a lot when I was growing up, and it wasn’t always easy to make friends, especially when we moved from the south to the north and everyone made fun of my accent, which I eventually dropped. One girl in my 5th grade class had a birthday party and invited every girl in the class except for me (I didn’t…

A similar story happened here in Ontario recently, to a 13 year old who has Aspergers syndrome. No one who was invited RSVP’d, so via Facebook his mom asked other moms to send him a birthday text. Instead the whole town celebrated with him and he got thousands of birthday wishes.

True Beanie Baby story: a friend’s child had quite the collection and they were arrayed neatly on special shelves around her room. A visitor innocently asked “where did you get the bat one?” WHAT BAT ONE?!?!? It was a real bat (and a big one) snugged side by side with pink and blue fuzzies on either side. Cue much…

I know i shouldn’t feel bad that a baby isn’t being eaten but i feel a little bad for that lion. Poor girl just wants to eat.

I love this story :)

Maybe I’m overly emotional today because I am hung over and exhausted, but this story made me fucking BAWL before I even watched the video. First with rage and sorrow that people are so cruel for no reason, and then with happiness that this sweet little girl and her family got to enjoy her birthday after all.

Damn you, Fred Rogers, you just made me burst into tears.

When it comes to dealing with the world’s assholes and atrocities, I live by the words of Mr. Fred Rogers.

Dogs take a lot to antagonise those. They like playing and this looks like just playing (granted I’d of stopped the dog growling at the baby early on but hey).

Eff that code. I had a douchebag coworker who would flaunt his affair (with another coworker) all over the office. He was such an arrogant prick. He would walk around the office with this smug look on his face like he knew he was getting away with it and that he could also get any woman he wanted. So, I sent his wife…

Women are often “crazy” until it turns out they’re “stupid.”

I wonder about these families, man. If I ever cheated on my gf, my family would crucify me.

1. Seems it did raise red flags which was why she was investigating his facebook page. It’s not impossible she suspected something before but didn’t have the evidence she needed. She may have even talked her self (perhaps with his assistance) into thinking she was being paranoid or overly jealous.

The Ice Bucket Challenge, raising more awareness than you think.

Unfortunately, some people respond to sweetness and light with a sort of avid viciousness. Full-on Vandemar-and-Croup style of “there’s something nice and pretty, I’d like to completely destroy it.”

Very good point. Her eyes are screaming “take two giant steps back, buddy.”

Senior year of high school, walking from a show (some local band) to our car. An honest to god flasher jumps by us and wiggles his dick, and shouts “WHADDAYA Y’ALL THINK OF THIS????”

1. Salty Mainah: It’s kinda more shady that sick-burn, but I was born in Maine; my parents are “from away” (both from Michigan, actually, but they met in ME). I grew up in a very small town with lots of local characters, straight of central casting. When my mom was really pregnant with me, one morning she was in the…

Said by me to an antifeminist: “Just because you’re a horse’s ass doesn’t mean you have to spew shit everywhere you go.”