Who would ever give a tow company a good review?
algorithmic
algorithmic
“Lose some weight, baby girl.”
“BABY THIS DINNER IS TOO WEIRD-STROKE-HEALTHY AND WHY IS THAT”
Conversely, I once drank a whole bottle of her fake margaritas and was sufficiently wasted. So that was a hit, for me.
“Here are some things I am really bad at. I will try to tell you how to not be bad at them, but it won’t work, because I don’t know how myself.” INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER
Listen, Bethenny- you do you boo. You go out and you get it. But I was at a wedding shower and somebody gave me a “Skinny Girl” cocktail and it tasted like poison. I legitimately mourned for the alcohol.
Reportedly, Harris thinks she “demeans” herself by writing about her past relationships.
OMG...this image is everything.
Yeah. A smart baby would hear the capital C!
Key thing to know for this anecdote: in Farsi, one is “jek” and two is “do.”
Who cares about his brains when he has the looks...I just want to devour his cheeks and permanently furrowed brow with a fork. He’s cute enough to coast by on his looks and not have to worry about being smart, imo. He can find a nice lady baby someday to provide for him and he can feed the world with his giant fat…
Me (to my 2 year old): “you’re wonderful”
For what it’s worth, I heard a similar story about John Mayer doing the same thing to a friend of a friend (I know, a very credible source) after a show he played in Toronto. EXCEPT while he was jerking off up on to her he repeatedly said “Tell me you love my music! Tell me you love my music!” !
Some guys think it looks "cool" and "smart" and "important" to treat the waitstaff like slaves and then not tip because 'oh, look at me, I have financial savvy by not paying any more than absolutely obligated, ha ha!" They sincerely think acting like a dick (oh, excuse me, "being confident in what they do") turns…
If you think the "Marinara Sandwich Guy" type is annoying in foodservice, imagine what it's like to have one at a bank.
Amen! I definitely take note when a guy has his age preferences set way low. The ones who really bug me are the ones who won’t even date a woman their own age! It’s a huge entitlement complex and double standard. I can only imagine the crap I’d get if I set my age preference much, much lower. Hell, I dated a guy six…
I shouldn’t be surprised, but people are so heartless. I did have a very nice conversation with my favorite uncle that helped me move on a bit. He’s always given me wise advice like not even my father has, and he put everything in perspective for me. He said that I had been through so much on my life that it was good…
Getting painfully rejected is not good. It’s just not. Neither are the “lessons” you try to tell yourself you’ve learned by being rejected, like how you’re an insane idiot. (That’s a lesson I taught myself.)
I’ve been in this situation before. To open up to someone like you never did before in your entire life, only to suddenly have the door slammed in your face... metaphorically speaking. It leaves you speechless and ashamed. And then something inside of you says “See? I told you to be carefull. You knew this was going…