Man, the Night Vale Elementary School has really stepped it up.

I could not hold back...

Good God. It looks like pudding being poured out of his sleeve.

Am I the only one it irks that they are spelling Utopia weird?

CONGRATS TO NBCSPORTS.COM. IT ONLY TOOK THEM 30 MINUTES FOR THEIR STREAMING TO NOT SHIT THE BED!!!!!!!

200 people? God damn. That's what you call, "a forest of cock-shafts and labias." And it's filled with clouds of twat mist.

That's not my fantasy, but if they are all consenting adults and behind closed doors... butt out, city.

Is it weird when I see that photo, I think of Nicole Richie?

This is sad. Omg...

The first Black Babes Work The Shaft was a cinematic achievement. So much shaft worked. Then the inevitable sequel Black Babes Work The Shaft 2, while visually stunning, failed to deliver on the sheer amount of shaft promised, or at least, implied. However, it was still a fun jaunt.

My Husband Is Gay, brought to you by the makers of Sex Can Be Fun and Vagina Feels Good.

So on TWC you could see sweaty men going after multiple scores as they attempt to reach the climax...or you can watch the Super Bowl.

I've been trying to make one for years. It's called "Fluffy, Her Spouse and Her Spouse's Hot Best Friend."

I agree with this. I've hooked up with guys before who've clearly watched way too much porn and it's not good!!

"Women should feel pleasure and have sex and feel good about it – and there's a lot of shame involved with porn," said Jones. Yes, this is true.

Me, making that sweet money.

The truth, son.

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Everyone will want to adopt this dog once they realize that every time he opens his mouth a Pez candy comes out.