I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

Impressed with their ability to enrich themselves on the backs of others and to exploit a professional hockey player relentlessly, Gary Bettman has offered the Johnsons an expansion franchise.

Ever since I was a kid, every time I see a frigate bird all puffed up like that, I can't help thinking that the curved, pointed beak is going to puncture the bird's chest. It just looks like an accident waiting to happen. Obviously it doesn't though, because evolution.

I had a pair of great tits nesting outside my bedroom window where I lived before, the chicks woke me up at dawn. Young great tits can be very noisy

I'm regretting not finding this picture first

Do not get.

erjakjgfjfjadgfijfibjg WHAT IS THAT?

Your spouse.

If you're best friends with someone, and you're also attracted to them, and you get together, are you really still best friends anyway?

That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

My roommate and I looked into this site last year because we're both struggling underpaid postgrads with crippling debt, etc etc etc. Didn't actually do it because a) I'm unfortunately too proud and b) the thought of ending up with a crazy possessive clinger makes me want to throw up, but I sure as hell am not about…

Looking back, I should have done egg donation. I ticked all the boxes for egg donation. If I'd donated eggs just twice in my 20s, I could have paid off school debt very quickly plus also had money to put down on a house (really, a live-income property).

But, my boyfriend (now husband) was totally against it, nd also…

Yeah, to a student $36k sounds like a lot, but then you think about what you are doing and it sure doesn't sound like enough.

Well, I had to fuck Uncle Sam for my education (40K in debt from interest) but at least he wore a nice hat during the whole thing.

Any sugary moms seeking a nearing-middle-aged guy who can sort of cook, clean, and can google himself through any light home improvement projects with only a slight possibility of maybe burning down the house?

MENTORING.

This silhouette works well on her, but the fabric says "hey, look what I made out of those fancy polyester boudoir drapes I bought from the Spiegel catalog in 1982."

she looks like a drab 1990's holiday barbie

those are some knockout genes. Holy moly. Theyre in perfect order of meryl lookalikedness in this photo from most to least.

Both, really.