Oh man SPEAKING OF HILARIOUS SPICE GIRLS... I was watching 8 out of 10 cats (british panel show) and sporty spice or Mel c (i think?) was on and I thought she was really funny! I snorted. Just saying.

Work out and sleep at the same time is my new dream super power.

Reminds me of a weird blind date I had. When the server asked if he wanted focaccia or sourdough bread and he answered, "Yes". Every now and then you could tell was something misfiring upstairs, but it was hard to put a finger on it...

I fucking hated the Spice Girls, but I absolutely love her. I don't know why that is.

"Dude: That sweet rape money"

"I'm Steve Kroft. Tonight on 60 Minutes: Ass Champagne Tastes FUCKING AWESOME. Later on, Leslie Stahl reports from Saskatchewan about climate change."

Yeah. My mother didn't really care so much that I knew all these things, but it annoyed her that it wound up coming back to her.

#notallbabies

Ooh, I love this game!

I just had a conversation with a friend about the "right time to have this talk" last night. She and her husband are very into the whole Evangelical, home-schooley thing. Her son is a precocious kid whom they adopted from China a few years ago. He's now about 10. Questions arose after he befriended (aka preached to) a…

Any instance above 0 is too many.

Yeah, I remember my mom giving my oldest brother a book about sex when he was in the 4th or 5th grade, and giggling because I already knew all about that stuff, even though I was 3 years younger. Except nobody told me and I don't really know how/where/when it happened. I do remember my dad's ex-wife giving me a…

I grew up on a farm watching a frustrated bull try to mount a cow, a bike, a hay bale, a laborer.....

Welp, I'm never having kids.

this story just reminded me that sex is pretty gross when you think about it. One day you're nervous about sitting next to a cute girl in kindergarten and 20 years later you're licking the butthole of someone you just met. I think kindergarten me was more rational

The side-eye for the pocket-vagina at 4:04 is SO INTENSE. She just hates, hates! that this whole conversation is happening, that Dad is being so mortifying, that somebody is filming this, that there's a possibility that any of this is even true. Bless her, she looks like she can't decide whether to scream or burst…

Considering the fact that I ripped from front to back, twice, requiring more stitches than I want to admit to, I second this comment.

Babies may not actually come out of your butt but jesus god it sure feels like they do.

so where does his muse sleep? oh right, she just recharges in a corner chair.