Just like it happened to Carrie!

Accusatorily gesturing at the monitor with the spoon, I hope!

I KNEW IT.

"Family is important to me."

True story: I was at Folsom Street Fair a few years ago and this really gorgeous pinup type groped and fondled me. I'm a dork and was too tongue-tied to get her name, but it was a definite highlight of the day. Later, I thought, 'What the hell' and posted a Missed Connection. Her friend saw it and had the girl email…

"This is my treat," he said, something he would announce proudly and often in the days to come. When a young man passing by eyed us up and down, he wrapped his arm around my waist and said, "He's wondering what a girl like you is doing with someone like me."

"I'm ready to settle down" within what sounds like the first half hour of the date? No. Absolutely not. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Get your ass home.

What the hell?! I mean WHAT THE HELL? This dude is scum. If I was the woman I would tell his wife everything!! This poor woman is going off to visit family and her crappy husband is wining and dining some other woman? Some woman that he basically trapped on Craigslist?! Ugh some men suck such balls....I can't…

I used to live in the same neighbourhood as Baruchel before I moved to the suburbs to have kids, be boring, etc. He is quite beloved amongst English Montréalers.

It's terribly nationalist of me, but it always makes me happy when 2 Canadian celebrities are together (except for Avril Lavigne and that Nickleback guy, that's just an embarrassment).

"This (character) was a woman with four children, and there were reasons why she had to have four children – mainly, she lived in a cold climate and there was nothing to do but fornicate all day - so quit arguing, just play the role!"

I believe it was Tina Fey who said: "Helen Mirren is not proof that there are parts for older women, Helen Mirren is proof that there are parts for Helen Mirren."

I just want to preface this story with the fact that I've never quit a job like this, before or since, and I have had some jobs that I seriously hated, including the one that I recently left.

Quitting you say? I am amazing at quitting. I've had 60+ jobs in my life. I quite whenever it suits me, and pick up another. These were the notable ones.

I was a cocktail waitress at a filthy titty bar

Actually, it's my worst quitting story. Starts back in 2000, when I met an incredible 19 year old boy who also happened to do backyard wrestling. (Anyone snickering and looking down their thick specs is being hit with a metal folding chair in my imagination). Anyway, to my 20 year old self this was some kickass, DIY…

I worked for a big hotel chain when I was young and got my vacation denied (the only one I'd asked for after working every other damn holiday) so that the manager and her BF the assistant manager could go on a last minute vacation themselves.

I was working at a really poorly managed coffee shop. When my boss handed me my paychecks he would always make this FUNNY JOKE where he would bounce it across the table and say "bouuuuuunce!". So it wasn't completely shocking when it closed and we were laid off with 3 days notice.