I had a coworker who went to a hair academy to get her hair trimmed. I told her i’ve always had quality work done there and she disagreed. Apparantly she asked for a quarter-inch to be taken off and the student carefully did *exactly* that. She was agast, ‘Who DOES that exactly? Right to the measurement!’ Um..how…

Awesome animation..and super racist!

My mom was 44, couldn’t have kids her whole life til then (i’m adopted, sister is biological). Total surprise, she thought she was going into menopause. My sister was 9 lbs and healthy and my parents loved us both :)

I was thinking Irn Bru, but didn’t know about Kia Ora haha.

A Scottish drink/booze?

I once got, ‘I thought you’d be boring in bed!’ When i asked why he said that (he’s british), ‘Oh, just cause you’re Canadian.’

On a dating site, a guy messaged me saying, ‘You’re older than i usually look for but i just had to message you because you seem like a cool girl.’ His stated age range was 18-30. He was 35. So am i.

‘Hit those wings, just like you wanted too.

There’s a place here in Toronto where you can buy Playboys from the 60s, 70s and 80s for great prices $3-$10. Especially the 60s ones - the illustrations are amazing and every magazine has amazing writers (one of mine has a story by Arthur C Clarke and illustrations by Shel Silverstein, another had pictures of female…

I know it sounds weird, talking about a playboy bunny and all, but i found Bridget to be unusually genuine for a playmate.

Colin and Ryan ftw!

It is very true - youth really is wasted on the young. I’m 5’10 and in high school was 125 pounds. I remember even my fairly conservative mother saying to me, ‘Show it off a little, you’ll only look like this once in your life, you have the body for it.’ I was so uncomfortable trying to hide my bony arms, wearing…

She reminds me of Spike and friends from Degrassi Junior High!

Donate them to the V&A in London. Seriously. They had an exhibit a few years ago on that era of music and they had a bunch oak Klaus Nomi stuff.

Once i was talking with some girlfriends at work and discussion got onto laser hair removal and it turns out all 5 girls (except me) had lasered off all the hair on their bodies, including arm hair. These would not be particularly hirsute people normally, i had no idea this was such a common thing. If you had coarse…

Yeah no friggin way. My exes aren’t my friends,it was mostly fairly amicable breakups but still.

In the mid 2000’s i worked as a part time artistic nude model for photographers. I had a profile online where photographers could contact me through an anonymous email for work. One guy contacted me, offering $250 for a few hours work - no nudity involved.

I used to work with small children up here. Full police background check, but never heard of any drug testing.

This is attractive, i’m old enough to have lots of grey hair but kind of liking it a lot as guys and women age. I think it looks good on everyone.

#7: the importance of this can’t be stressed enough!