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This is so cute! My mom was pretty conservative (not politically, just personally). I always liked weird clothes and bought a pair of tight black vinyl pants when i was 17 5’10 and a stick in high school (this was 1998). She saw me wearing them before school and said, “Those look really good, you’re 17, you have the

It’s weird how proud i am of her for eating all that in 15 minutes.

Reverse problem: My coworker has been here in Canada for a year and won’t try any other cuisine (including western food) that isn’t indian. Like we went to a Vietnamese place for lunch and she wouldn’t even try the rice (!) and made a face at the green tea (SHE’S INDIAN THEY HAVE TEA AND RICE).My other coworker looked

My sister and her boyfriend were visiting me and we went out for breakfast. Her boyfriend wasn’t eating his toast and eggs so i asked, ‘Is everything ok?’ and he makes a face, sighs and goes, ‘Everything in this city tastes super weird.’

Like Sex in the City - they all just stand there, blankly looking at it on the ground.

Growing up, no men in my family had beards, they were all clean shaven. So when my parents took me to see Santa (real bearded guy) and got me to sit on his lap, i freaked out being so close to this big scratchy beard on this strange man. I think i was around 6. We still have a picture of me sitting at the very bottom

Gingerale for me is only acceptable out of a can. That’s one they never get right in a fountain or bottle.

I didn’t know this was a thing until i worked at a daycare and a 3 year old Jonathan Lipnicki-ish boy would tell me every time we’d go outside that, ‘The sun makes me sneeze!’ and every time he would.

Just the good ol BBC. Not that many to choose from if i recall :P I wonder if there’s any online? The hosts are really great!

I recall them actually doing that question. Nunavut and PEI were the two ‘Pointless’ answers!

Me too! My flatmate (who was british) couldn’t understand the appeal. He’d come in and be like, ‘What’s this about? You watching that show old ladies watch again?’ (i was 30)

British gameshow. Two hosts ask questions to the contestants and the contestants have to come up with the most obscure, but correct, answer. Then they ask the board, out of a hundred people who gave a correct answer, whoever had the least amount of people who gave the same, obscure answer, won the round. If you got

Holy shit, i love Pointless. I find the hosts cute. Just me? Ok then.

My friend worked on a set of a commercial she was in and he said no one was allowed to look at her. Like, the kids involved in the commercial had to be filmed separately.

COLD PRESSED ONLY PLS

I lived in scotland for a year and it was so much better seeing sheep everywhere than our ugly cows (i grew up near dairy farms).

A million times for Our Bodies, Ourselves. I was a precocious reader and i was 10 when i found it at the library. It was one of the only pieces of literature i found that discussed masturbation and foreplay in positive, normal ways. I was fascinated by reading about guys masturbating and it was a bit titillating but

I was 17 and at a hair salon with two female friends who were discussing eyebrow shaping with a beautician. The woman looked at my friends and said, ‘Oh you girls don’t have to worry about this yet’. Then she looked at me and said, ‘You could use some reshaping, though.’ It was the first time it occurred to me that i

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