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The show was a lot.

When someone speaks of virtuoso vocalists and uses Kurt Cobain as an example of one, then everything they say is automatically discredited.

That would be a fantastic dark comedy.

“Mother May I Sleep With Bat Boy?” on Lifetime.

In the Response to Dissents, the majority also provided a nice and succinct history lesson* on the subject:

Yes, but if he did abuse her when his mother died, why were they eating dinner months earlier in a restaurant?

There’s a type of dumb where people can memorize books, follow instructions and do well on tests, but they can only parrot, not understand. They are completely uncreative, have no original ideas and are completely uncurious, eg: Ben Carson. These people often do well in school gradewise, but are often dull and never

Bingo. We literally have the case that all the doubters of privilege/rape culture wanted: this asshole was caught in the god damn act by witnesses; all protocols were followed immediately (police, hospital, rape kit, etc.); the victim was strong, eloquent, and determined; and here we still are watching this smug prick

The Playa Haters Ball needs in on this action

No debate. From ‘69-’73 The Who were the greatest band in the universe. “Young Man’s Blues” from Live at Leeds gets me every time.

Hipster men trying to fit in with other hipster men. With man buns. While proclaiming their rejection of convention grooming in favor of their own individuality. With a sleeve that also confirms their individuality. Individuals. Alone, together. In a herd of individuality.

I don’t personally know one woman who finds a conductor’s beard attractive. And as a bi guy, this aesthetic is like boner cancer. Maybe I don’t know enough young to mid 20 somethings? Either this is men trying to fit in with other men or young people are stupid and anachronistic.

She can’t swim?

This ad is under the article about the Depp-Heard divorce (on my end anyway), and I find it extremely appropriate.

Ohhh, good one.

Her success has come in as other people have used her relationships and her body as the ‘conversation starter’ and vociferously shamed her due to it. The success part is that she refused to shrivel, curl up, and die when the nastiness set in, and defended herself and all of the women whose sexuality has been topic of

For those of you keeping score at home:

you are unpleasant and not funny. you can be one but not both.