Maybe it marks me for an old cranky woman, but all I could see in that picture was the messy room. Is she banging a 15 year old boy whose mom is on vacation?

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

Technically we are all perpetually two weeks pregnant... even when we’re not. #science

Don’t discount that Gallo might be catfishing himself because he’s a pretentious and needy asshole.

It’s like if someone took the Donald Sterling/Master Shake mashup video, released it as a campaign ad, and it suddenly became the GOP nominee.

It is different for him, he is a #ROCKSTAR. He is probably also #BLESSED.

I approve. Hopefully the fact they get along with wake up a few voters.

don’t forget the cheese.

I think the first time through it was called LL Cool J...

this dog my only role model

What do squids think about? None of us will ever know

Please start writing Food Network Fan Fiction IMMEDIATELY

“If you weren’t in love with me, I’m just not sure why you made love with me?”

Does your mom have a newsletter? I would like to subscribe

It’s like they also don’t know where the enter/return key is on their keyboard. Have they never heard of paragraphs?

Do you know how many mediocre white men from money have “gone to” Harvard?

I haven’t seen that much bullshit crammed into four paragraphs since the last time I wrote a one-page college class essay in the free hour I had before it was due.

Richard Wayne Gary Wayne wasn’t made up, was he? Holy crap.