I think H.H. Holmes knows.

“I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.” Susan B. Anthony

He’ll probably be fine, considering how he has a direct line to god. And god said unto Shupe, “hang on Shupe, Shupe hang on.”

God’s all like, “CUT YOUR HAIR AND GET A JOB!” and Jesus is like, “Man, I’m just going to give Caesar his coins back anyways so why work for them in the first place?” Jesus probably refers to his Dad as Yahweh.

Psh. Jesus? That pussy? God’s son who went to art school and was kind of a lush? That guy will hang out with anyone. God has way more discerning tastes. It is only republicans and guys who use their bare hands to catch fish for God. Also people who know all the words to sweet home Alabama and get teary eyes everytime…

I always knew god hated socialists.

I don’t know about you, but my favorite part of The Bible is when Jesus yelled “no bread for that poor gay democrat!” at the feeding of the multitude. Classic Jesus.

Is the fact that he insists on getting his hair cut like Ralph Wiggum’s on that hit list anywhere?

let’s say I’m writing a blob about north carolina ...

I was a Bernie supporter for most of the primary but now that shit is getting real I’m in full Hillary mode. She’s going to pummel Trump into the ground and I’m really excited to see her kick some ass now.

The point that is being missed with all of this is that in 1964, the GOP was openly pro-segregation, anti-civil rights, anti-women’s rights, pro-war and highly racist. However, it was in 1964, that the turn that made the GOP the disaster it is now was made...and Goldwater warned them - and he was correct:

Part of the issue is the fact that public dialog is, in large part, parsed in 140 characters on Twitter. It boils very complex and nuanced issues into archetypes. I’m not saying that Twitter is a bad thing in the least; just the efficiency of the medium may have an influence on larger scale platforms.

I really like this, because I’ve also seen the concept creep going on regarding bullying (no, making fun of a bigot isn’t bullying the bigot), and I also see a lot of power in breaking down when and why internet hate and harassment is distinct from bullying (or ‘cyberbullying’ which is just the same thing but with a…

i remember learning/singing this in the ~2nd grade, to the tune of i believe i can fly, i wonder how many other kids heard this version on the playground:

regardless of how their spouse is treating them

Chillin.