Of course the GOP is in favor of women advancing!

You are not alone!

Let's not forget Gene:

To all who criticize, deride, or otherwise do not understand the appeal of Bob's Burgers:

Seriously, we invented civilization so we could stop camping.

The magical cake fairies increased the font size for you because they're cool like that. They heard the cries of #teamcake and decided to get involved. I don't see any pie fairies helping out team pie....

YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN WILL BE BATHED IN THE SWEET, SWEET FILLING OF ALL MY PIES.

Pie is better than cake? That's the single dumbest thing I've ever heard.

HEY NABISCO! BRING BACK THE BANANA SPLIT CREME COOKIES!!!

I, for one, welcome our new cookie dough overlords.

ATTN EVERYONE: Make sure you preface every statement by saying that there was a sponsored ad on Jezebel about this show yesterday! Most of us Internet Users (or, Internetists) are unused to seeing advertising for Playacting Programmes and Follies. As well, it is very bad for you at Jezebel to accept money on this Web…

When I see the phrase "sex activity," my mind immediately goes to an activity book with things like "connect the orgasms."

I apologize in advance for the language, but Sarah Palin is one of the cuntiest cunts who ever cunted. If there were any decency in this world, she would not still be getting attention 5 years after losing an election.

No it won't!

I always sort by hauntedness on Zillow.

What kind of asshole doesn't like soup?