So last week I posted about my two rescue semi-feral kittens, and got a lot of really helpful advice and moral support. If any of you happen to see this new thread, I just wanted to say that we are doing MUCH MUCH better. I won them over with Gerber #2 Chicken & Gravy baby food (and omg, that jar is the most revolting…

In case you needed a little "pick me up" after crying:

I feel like everyone needs to calm their shit over crowdfunding websites. No one is making you give money to them. If you don't like it, then go spend time on some of the millions of other sites on the internet.

Don't you mean an ass menagerie?

The proper term for a collection of butt plugs is a stuffing. A stuffing of butt plugs.

I live in the Deep South. I don't care much for Duck Dynasty. I suppose I get the appeal of the show for Northerners, but it's such a cheap stereotype of our culture. No one outside of the South ever gets to see the progressive parts of the South (the music, culture, cuisine, history, etc). because it doesn't fit a…

Does it count at all that I fell in love with Paul Rudd in Clueless? That's practically the same thing... right?

Provably better or your opinion better? Music like art is subjective. I am not a Belieber but his fans will tell you he is the bestest ever and who am I to say different. Good music is in the ears and mind of the listener. Music speaks to each person in a different way. To me no one or group will be better than the…

My dad used to have a fake name he gave all the time. It was Joe. If they asked his last name, it was King. Joe King. No one ever put it together. BTW, my mom was Faye.

Love your hedgie! Here's my girl in her pineapple house:

Vixen is his favorite reindeer.

Dummies! I saw Santa down at the mall for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Suckers! I didn't even pay for any of the photo packages! Shove it up your butt, Santa Industrial Complex!

That still isn't HALF as weird as that elf that spies on your family. My god, is that creepy. If you told me I'd have to give you $7k or take an elf for free, I'd fork over the $7k.

Is it named "Buster?"

"Courtney, I see you as a neon pink stegosaurus"

The one with the black head and neck was so brave and curious. Although she was frightened and repeatedly ran away, she kept coming back and trying to figure out what the strange thing was. She is a real role model for us all.

There's a special place in hell for anyone who doesn't retrieve their laundry from a shared machine within a half-hour window.

I prefer the term EVANGELOSER.