Is "abrotion" when you abort a bro? Lol because I might be ok with that.

Abrotion is the termination of bros, duh.

My aunt wore that hairdo in the 80's. And the 90's. And the 00's.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

"2013's hottest album release party is for Bangerz! It's got twerking, doorknob pigtails, former Disney tweens on Molly, wrecking balls made from cronuts, monkeys trained to sign the lyrics of Achy Breaky Heart, and Mini-MileyZ."

I had a Peaches once-the best cat ever by which all future cats will be judged. Yours has great markings.

My cat belonged to a hoarder before I had her, so she had some feral tendencies (really skittish, incredibly shy, hates being handled). Her saving grace is her innate curiosity (aka her need to know what's going on at ALL TIMES). When I got her, she hid all the time and hissed whenever anyone approached her. Now,…

So we New Yorkers have to wait another half hour to see Saturday Night Live? I don't know if I'll make it.

Peaches, you've moved on up ... to a de-luxe apartment in the sky! Milk it for all its worth!

One of my cats, Bea, was a stray cat that lived in my apt complex and tagged along with another cat for about 8 months before a cold snap where I took her in. She was maybe 10 months oldish when I brought her inside during a cold snap.

Cute kitteh face! So glad for you both!

Congrats! I had the exact same experience adopting my gal and 10 years on, she's doing great. I know the shelter was just being cautious but the truth was, she wasn't a difficult cat, she just needed to get the hell out of that stressful place.

Awww what a beautiful kitty! So glad you rescued a kitty, she'll get the love that she deserves now! :)

I am so happy for you and your gorgeous, no longer feral kitty! One of my cats was a feral kitten who we adopted from a rescue when he was about 8 weeks old. With my husband and I he is affectionate and demanding of our constant attention. He runs to the door meowing to greet us and is all over us all the time.…

She was probably an indoor cat at some point. I adopted a stray, and it was clear that she had lived indoors. She totally made herself at home on the couch, and she knew she wasn't allowed on counters.

It is not acceptable to mock any person for having suffered. ... When you end up in the psych ward or rehab I'll be happy to visit you.. and would not lower myself to mock you.

I'm an Athiest as well and whenever someone says "Merry Christmas" I say "thanks, you too" because I'm not a dick. I mean come on.

God YES. My 20s were horrible. Better than my teens, but Christ things improved once I distanced myself from my 20s. I feel like an actual person now, not just a grown teenager.

Yeah, has anyone here actually been on an Amtrak in the last 10 years. That shit nasty.

It may be just that it's friday afternoon in a european-style office (ie, upper management left at noon, if they were here at all), but I totally read that as "Austrian transit company Wiener Leanin' "