Anyone who didn't vote for Cary Grant doesn't deserve time travel. I'm not even sure they deserve fingers to type out opinions on the internet.

The goat has the best one. Throw it in the blender and I'd pay 6 bucks for it at Jamba Juice.

Many people don't know this, but Satan originally immigrated from Mexico, and after moving to Heaven (illegally of course) he immediately tried to steal God's job. He never gave up. He's still trying to steal God's job, even today.

Shut up, Flanders.

But Heaven’s floodgates open when we stop making excuses!

What gets me about this is the total unwillingness to acknowledge that an innocent teenage boy is dead because George Zimmerman was a complete fuck up of a human being.

You need to get your shit together and talk long and hard to your therapist about this. What you did to your wife is unconscionable. No doubt, there are racial realities she doesn't yet, and maybe can't ever, fully understand, but going on the attack against your partner, the woman you love and chose to conceive a…

dude. for 10 grand, i'll volunteer to get hit in the head!

Poor Marge. All she wanted to do is be an astronaut

You guys, I would love to be in space. I could totally go braless and not have my boobs hurt like a bitch from that stupid jerk gravity!

But Bob's Burgers is the superior-est!!! Tina is a mess, but so is everyone, and it's always handled in an endearing way.

NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

That first sentence is like an Escher drawing with words. I know what she's saying, but I have to bend my mind to get there.

The eyes of the WORLD are watching Wendy. Keep on keeping on - PLEASE! For a so-called free country, from an outsiders point of view it only seems 'free' if you are a wealthy white man with a terrible attitude toward anyone who isn't wealthy, male and white. Wendy is a trailblazer

That's enough, Roseanne.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. It is not Rihanna's responsibility to be a "good role model for young women." If you are looking to Rihanna (or pretty much any other pop celebrity) as model of conduct, you are likely already misguided individual who was destined to make poor life decisions.

Stop being such a boob-punch, Tina.

Also, they all have an evil plot to take over white America by overpopulating it with their brown, non-English speaking children.

I know just how you feel. For instance, reading your post, I'm reminded about how much I hate assholes. I'm sorry that you are an asshole and this might offend you but I honestly respect someone less if they are an asshole. I know the facts and it's a tiny portion of people who can't by means of empathy and simple…