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I just did this huge long post quoting Helen Benedict on rape tropes in language but I have no idea how to link to it. However, this joke is about as ancient as it gets. First, it's framing rape as sex, then treating unwanted sex as a minor inconvenience. Funnily enough, there seems to be two groups of

This is such a baseless way to start an article. Rob Thomas is not an affluent filmmaker. He could not afford to make this movie on his own because the studios would not pay for it. Rob Thomas asked for fan funding because that was the ONLY way this movie was going to be made the way he, the CREATOR of the show, could

Sadly, I'd guess that most Lou Dobbs and Erik Erickson supporters are reacting to this by wondering why Fox News is letting the pretty blonde girl make their penises sad.

I really wish there had been a warning at the top of the article telling me to avoid scrolling down if I didn't want to see horrifying images that I'll never be able to erase from my brain and that will haunt me for years.

Soaking your teeth in pH 3.8 phosphoric acid every day is detrimental to your enamel. Film at 11.

Seriously can't decide who is more annoying in the Jenner/Cobain feud. Seriously. Both of you. Go to your rooms and get off my lawn.

Sounds like Montgomery Burns to me

Exactly! I watched the last few episodes that actually aired last week, and was a bit confused until I realized that they weren't in the correct order. One episode, June is at her new office job, the very "next" episode, she back at the coffee shop. ABC be bitches.

Courtney Stodden made a sex tape?!

Please do not sugar coat this endeavor.

Ugh, girls who look like this. - jaded lady small business owner.

I would hang out there all the damn time if I lived in LA.

The whole time I was watching that shitshow I managed to make it through all of Hugh Acheson's looks of disgust.

WHY WAS THAT CANCELLED I cried for days.

I'm a little tired of seeing the griping on here about, "Oh, how nice that she has that option as a rich person."

This is why you can't have nice things, South Carolina.

I'm reminded of the wise words of Toby Ziegler: "No one ever looks like Joe McCarthy, sir, that's how they get in the door in the first place."

Everyone below you is a blasphemer. Grilled cheese is god's gift to earth and does NOT need condiments!

Why stop at fertilization? Millions of women are throwing away perfectly good pre-babies once a month by ovulating! Outlaw ovulation!