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WHERE DO I GET THIS MAT?!???

I only click on the cat articles for an excuse to post my cat photos. Two years ago I was certain cats are for losers and I was firmly team dog, I have fallen down the cat lady rabbit hole so far so fast ...

No, hilariously it was fixed on August 7th (my rent is due by the 5th) and when I gave my landlord the August check on the morning of the 8th he demanded the $25 late fee. Every time I remember that I have a rage stroke all over again Ohgodhowifuckinghatehimblerghhhhhhh

Fellow SC-ian here, my AC quit last summer and it took one month, yes that’s right one whole fucking month, to fix it. I had no AC for the whole month of July. In a third-floor apartment with zero shade and massive sun magnifying windows. I wanted to die, just thinking about it makes me want to die. You are right to…

Yes, this! I am mid 30s, childless, in a long term long distance relationship (so basically single because I can’t do couples hangouts), self-employed and work long hours, and to top it all off I’m kind of socially awkward and shy. It is impossible to meet new friends. I haven’t had a really good friend, the kind you…

That is one boring ass farm, if I wanted to see a bunch of plants and green shit I’d just look out my own window. Where are all the baby goats and lambs and ducklings running around? What is the point of a farm if it’s not filled with baby animals wearing teeny silk bandanas woven by blind nuns in the French…

Do the Germans have a word for the desire to see a new business succeed despite overwhelming odds?

Squirrels are the devil. There is a sinister squirrel that lives outside my work, when it’s a nice day and the door is open he just keeps walking by the open doorway really slowly giving everyone the stink eye. I know one day he’s going to run inside and just wreck shit up.

dog food rendering plant

She’s not perfect, we fight a lot, she’s a single mother and I’m her only child so she is all up in my business 24/7 and her constant unsolicited advice drives me fucking crazy. However no matter what I’ve done, how I’ve disappointed her or the stupid decisions I’ve made, she’s always been there for me. I never had to…

“Imaginary female trouble” so basically being female at all. Nice. Way to doctor.

Indeed. I’ve only dated one obsessive watch collector, and he was the trust fund douche to end all douches. He used to go on and on about how unfair life was because he could only afford the 10k watch, not the 100k one.

I call dibs on Cooter’s Glovebox as a band name!

It reminds me of this video (a legit VHS tape) my grandfather keeps making me watch when I visit. It’s made by some guy who was challenged at a lecture to prove evolution, and he couldn’t figure out how a giraffe works so now he’s dedicated his life to disproving the evolution myth. Basically the whole series boils…

My last real job before I became blissfully/stressfully self-employed was a city government job for just the worst person ever. Our director was racist, rude, condescending, constantly lying about anything and everything, would always one-up you in whatever story you were telling even if it made absolutely no sense…

Kind of like an Always Sunny in an airport.

I'm sure I have that, I'm certain I'm lying to myself when I think "oh hell no, I look way better than that photo." ...but I have decent self esteem for the first time in my life, and after HATING my looks all through my teens and 20s I'll take delusional idgaf self confidence any day.

with every fiber of my being I cling to the idea that I look better in real life than in photos. I photograph absolutely horribly, like comic levels of horrible. Dear god, if I look anything like my photographs in real life...