holy shit, i never knew that was a thing. I just downloaded it and sent a ton of gifs to my boyfriend, who I am certain is now regretting showing me how to install a new keyboard...

As a DC area raised asshole who has lived in both SC and GA as an adult, I can assure you Georgia is significantly worse than South Carolina. It's like Florida without the humor.

Yes, at the 1904 Worlds Fair regular death was accidentally dropped in a deep fryer...voila, St. Louis-style Excruciating Death!

I was walking home one day and stumbled upon a shoot on church street for this calendar. It was quite, um, distracting...distracting enough that I may or may not have tripped and embarrassed myself.

the fighting squirrels! I went to boarding school in Staunton (before it sadly went co-ed), I have fond memories of the MBC campus and the all-women's environment at my school and the college was just wonderful. I still have 15 year old squirrels shirt somewhere, I need to find that...

I was super creeped out reading that! I would be torn between wanting to run off screaming at the very next floor, and taking out my own phone for a faux call "yeah, there's their weird old dude in the elevator with me. Really obnoxious. I guarantee the person on the other end of the phone groaned audibly when they…

Season 4?! This better be true. At this point I'm sure my roku is judging me..."really, Happy Endings again? didn't we just marathon this last weekend? Laundry is piling up you know..."

I also hadn't had one in years, but I was recently surprised with a big valentines box of gourmet chocolate covered ones and have been living on coffee and Rice Krispie treats for the past 48 hours.

Sure, he's a dickpickle and everything, but #gentrifytoday is really throwing me. Since when is Woodley Park not considered pretty fucking gentrified? If you ignore the tourists, everyone there is basically upper middle class and/or young professionals...perhaps if you require being surrounded by 100% white good ole…

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I hope your brother was impressed by this: "...the meth-addled crocodile emporium that is Florida! "

this is amazing, you are my hero

my cat is broken, she hates boxes :( I'm convinced she's some sort of demon in an elaborate cat costume, it's the long con...

hm, maybe it's just the south, or my friends are greedy assholes (why not both?), but everyone I know brings something to everything. Small dinner parties, life events, birthdays & holiday parties, everyone is expected to show up with something. I would have so much disposable income if I didn't have to always bring…

I just picture myself getting lots of bottles of wine (which is good, but I don't drink that much) or no presents at all because who brings presents to an adult's birthday party.

Canned. Corn. On. Pizza.

I have gotten around this multiple addresses in one city issue by deliberately misspelling the city of my work address. So home is "Charleston" and work is "Chanelston" ...stupid that this is necessary, but now I know immediately at a glance which address my 1-click shipping is going to.

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Wait, Lourdes is a racist? That bitch.

I assumed they were trolling, it's just too perfectly obnoxious, but sadly it very closely mirrors things I've heard from acquaintances about their children. Also, the way my mother sometimes talks about younger me 😑 I truly don't give a shit, even when the child was me!