It is most certainly a thing! I have a natural line face :| and busy days at work make my head hurt from the forced smiles. Its exhausting pretending to care...

ok, now I'm even more excited for this show! Oh Don't Trust The able, I miss you so...

Here is my little noodle, she was a feral cat who hung out in the bushes where I work. Because I can't walk away from an animal I spent the better part of a year trying to win her over and get her to trust me enough just to eat the food I would put out for her, and as soon as I was able to trick her into a carrier I…

Kind of like last night, when I was eating a delicious giant chocolate chip cookie while Katie Couric was on the daily show talking about how sugar is going to kill us all. Damn you Katie, you ruined my cookie experience!

My boyfriend fat shames my cat on the regular, fortunately she doesn't give one single shit and just keeps happily munching away on her poisonous Blue Buffalo chow.

Nope, so apparently there is a plethora of dickish managers who are mean to injured servers in the general Frederick area!

Ok that Frederick story sounds eerily familiar to something that happened to someone my mother used to work with in the general area of Frederick. Despite never having met those managers myself, based on her daily rants/stories I must agree they both were fucking asshats.

Maybe! Actually, that would work perfectly for me. I get the snarky sisters I always wanted and I didn't have to share any of my toys growing up.

Sadly no, I'm an only. I always longed for a snarky sister

I know right? I'm looking forward to getting older just so my cranky demeanor will be more acceptable! I'm following in my mother's footsteps, she gets wittier, bitchier and crankier with every passing year, and I love her for it.

Sadly my hair is flat, thin and straight no matter the weather.

"after being spotted having dinner together last year"

I'm jealous of your big city dwelling. That's why I backed the kickstarter campaign, I want to see this so badly and I know for damn sure it won't be coming to a theater here in charleston sc. Damn conservative small city, why can't we have nice things too?

I wish I knew who designed it, because I'd love to have a framed print or something! It applies to so, so many situations...

Flesh eating bacteria in every box!

batfinkel duck turkey is the best thing I've head in a long, long time. I am going to put that to such good use!

Mine is more a story of my own stupidity, not crazy celebrityness. About a year and a half ago, or whenever Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds got married, there were some celebrities in town for their wedding. I of course am oblivious to everything that happens in celebrity land so I had no clue. This was a crazy busy…

oh god, I bet I hate follow those same charleston bloggers on Instagram too. I tell myself it's because I need to know what's going on in my city, but no, it's just shameful hate reading.

I do the exact same thing, and I swear I have a mild case of face blindness. I'm am so very awkward...