Hooray, show & tell! I cannot claim to have been a cat lady before it was cool, I rescued my little noodle about 6 months ago...however she is my life and grossly spoiled, so I'm making up for lost time.

I need to teach the cat to do this and help himself to my food, for my own safety. I had to eat my breakfast standing up this morning while he circled me like a shark, scream-yowling the whole time.

I still quote this commercial any time my mother tells me I'm doing something wrong. Biting my nails? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU! Parked crooked? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU! Should be doing taxes but watching reruns of futurama instead? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!

I was just talking to my cat like that as she started at a fixed point on the ceiling, probably looking at a ghost...then I thought "wow, that ghost must think I am a total dweeb."

I Do Declare This a Party

It was the best kind of type-o!

His co-worker asks him to give it there, and happily goes to town on him.

I haven't tried to download my copy either. I backed the project for the same reason, I just wanted to see the movie made. I get that people are frustrated, but this was perhaps the most transparent and thoughtfully run kickstarter I've ever backed. Rob Thomas didn't just collect the money, stuff it all into big $…

Hamsters with dentures is excellent, that explains the little ears much better than my theory! Those creepy teeth haunt my dreams, but I still love those little freaks...

This was my favorite advertising campaign ever. I don't even know what those things are (rotten chicken cutlets with a penchant for song?) but jesus tapdancing christ did they make me laugh until I cried.

That confused me too. This is a wedding cake, not a 6 year old's birthday sheet cake from the piggly wiggly.

Ok now that I could love, burnt sugar/caramel is my favorite food group.

Ugh. My boyfriend keeps his peeps in the freezer to turn them into peep jerky on purpose. It's one of the many reasons why we can never marry.

When Charleston does something tone deaf and embarrassing I just remember that we produced Stephen Colbert, and everything is once again right in the world.

Me too, I was basically born an old.

On a recent trip to Cape Town, Mr. Raymond said, he saw such a group carrying monocles along with tiny brass telescopes kept in satchels.

I am not a fan of leftovers, so I frequently will ask for just a half portion or no sides at restaurants and I always start by saying "I'm fine paying the full price..." About 1/3 of the time I'm told no, that I must accept the giant amount of food as it is on the menu. So frustrating.

I was about to call 911 when my Chinese food was late last night (I'm in SC, the Florida of the Carolinas, no one would be surprised). I waited outside so long my nosy neighbor came out to see what I was doing and complain about how hungry she was. Go back inside, you're not getting any of my walnut shrimp!

As a store owner I can assure you this is a legitimate reason for low/slow sales, and not an indication that a company is failing. The last two weeks of January and first two weeks of February were the slowest 4 week period my store has ever had. Groceries, sure people are still going to buy food. Non necessities are…