Well, now I know exactly what I'll be making a huge batch of in the crock pot tomorrow!

Exactly, it's what you give small children who don't know any better.

courtesy of some L.A. marketing firm that must be swimming in excess cash

NO.

What if I am a fucking Walton? Then can I drink without shame?

Peach Noosa is mankind's greatest invention. #fact

Overcast and cold as hell, but no snow. Stupid city, I moved here so I could be all smug and braggy with my sunny 60 degrees when they have 17" of snow back home in DC. What the hell Charleston?!

INCORRECT. Valentine's Day is the third best holiday for candy. The official candy holiday ranking is as follows:

That sounds just like my grandfather! "I heard they were having tornadoes in Atlanta and I just wanted to check and see if you're ok!" "I'm in Charleston, Atlanta is like 6 hours away. We don't get the same weather." "I know, but I was worried about you"

This is almost the exact cut I have! Asymmetrical in the front, short in the back, and dimensional color (though mine is much lighter). I have a round fatty face, and I think it looks great. I had my hair cut like this last summer and it's honestly the first haircut I've loved in years. I have fine hair, a lot of hair…

This is almost the exact cut I have! Asymmetrical in the front, short in the back, and dimensional color (though mine is much lighter). I have a round fatty face, and I think it looks great. I had my hair cut like this last summer and it's honestly the first haircut I've loved in years. I have fine hair, a lot of hair…

Finally keeping all my books in tall stacks on the floor pays off! Ignoring all tasks that require shelves, 30 mins of dusting and I'm done with February.

This. This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen, thank you.

Beefsquatch, never forget

I saw nothing in this blurb/article/whatever calling him a girl or laughing at his perceived lack of masculinity. The point to me of this photoshopped image is that 1. his mugshot smile was dickishly unnecessary in a place where he should be taking a hard look at what an asshole he has become, and would be more…

I was just bitching to a friend about this sofa the other day! It's the worst thing I've ever seen, it's an insult to my eyes just to gaze upon it. I just can't with this thing.

I WILL BURN IT DOWN FIRST JUST TO WIN THIS ARGUMENT IN THE NAME OF CAKE.

I will allow fruit to touch my beautiful, lovely cake as long as it's obscured by enough sugar and or chocolate so that it no longer resembles it's original froot form. Vegetables too (shout out to carrot cake piled high with cream cheese icing).

YESSSS. The banana split and the birthday cake were glorious.