(Vikings lawyers noted that other than the whole “nuke all the gays” thing, Priefer never said anything “inappropriate” or “demeaning” to or about LGBT people.)

Corollary: The NBA is ELEVENTY GAZILLION times better to watch than college basketball.

Wait....You’re aware his Raaaaaaaandy character was supposed to be that, right?

Believe

In all honesty, it has made me more of an NBA fan. I already was coming back, based upon the Spurs-led renaissance of “team” basketball, but this has jacked up a notch.

He’s the hero Chicago deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

A++ tag.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

My work here is done.

Bet that guy couldn’t beat the Warriors after being down 3-1, though.

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

I’d buy a shirt with this on it.

There should really be a “Deadspin Hall of Fame” collection. Little framed pictures of the winners.... something... I’d wear that...

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

No one ever lost by betting on the stupidity of the American people

but Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Next week shouldn’t be bad, then. Even if it happens again, it’s pretty quick and inexpensive to repair a busted Tyrod.

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

“We love our old players and will almost always offer them a standing ovation when they come back on other teams to play against us”