cut the agony and stop watching him. he’s way too good for your own viewing pleasure.

Same as all numbers. Add them together to get a bigger number. You could multiply them, but I think at that point the numbers would be too big.

Why could that be????

Truth is there’s a lot of chumps out there.

I thought Lincoln stopped black dudes from getting owned.

“no”

Don’t listen to Patrick. Tell her your relationship is at an end if she doesn’t quit. If she refuses to quit, respect her decision and move on. As hard as that may be, you’ll be happier in the long run and the children will be happier as well.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

Yeah, you would have to assume, because it’s amazingly obvious.

Every turn this batshit crazy comment takes is whiplash-inducing.

It’s The Glove and Shawn Kemp you homer. Everyone knows that.

Robert Covington, who is apparently butt, had a 31/6/4/4 line in this game.

Get rid of the rookie contracts. The only reason Hinkie saw rookies as undervalued is because they are locked into a contract that pays them less than they would get on the open market.

Sure is interesting how this gentleman, and most of the other veterans I know (myself included) have become this endangered species whose feelings and honor must be protected by the brave patriots in the bleachers and on twitter!

because now, more than ever, we need it to be.

It’s not much better when you’re reading the desktop version and all of a sudden the paragraph you were reading scrolls up above the top of the browser window because the auto-play video that you scrolled past auto-hid when it was done playing......

With pumpkin pie being the exception: Pumpkin spiced anything can eat my ass. Take that pumpkin beer bottle, turn it over, empty out all the contents of it, and then stick the bottle directly up your own asshole. Yes, even Pumpking. And those PSLs* all the BABs** are drinking? Pop the tops off and throw the contents…

Where I live (Upper Midwest), I would grade the seasons thusly:

It’s sunny and 70 degrees in the Philadelphia area today, with puffy clouds. That’s warm enough, beach-going assholes of the world! I am under no pressure to pack up 7 million different items and two children into a bag and drive to 70-degree water to be able to enjoy the day, because the air is 70 degrees. It’s…

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