Votto’s 33 years old and already has 51.6 fWAR in his career. That would make him a borderline HOF’er if he retired this afternoon. He’ll finish this season closing in on 55 WAR. With his style, barring some kind of catastrophic career-ending injury there’s no reason to think he couldn’t basically be in his prime for…

Thank you for your continued Joey Votto coverage.

My spouse and two children also had some, ya dingus!!!!!!

But the only way to make that happen would be to shorten the season, and I’d be all for that—58 games would be plenty, and February through April is a pretty joyless slog as things are.

I read it because I have come to realize that the best Thrones episodes cannot be ruined, even by spoilers.

Why is Jon king?

Let’s Remember some guys!

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Had a friend with a GSP. Dumbest damn dog ever. You are wrong and retrievers are the best. Period.

The Kevin Everett news blooper...was right here (taps your chest)... the entire time

oh my god. just hook this kinja right up to my veins

Given Storm’s history, give it a few hours and she’ll announce the death of her beloved colleague Todd Archer.

Well, Chris Kluwe. But yeah, no real athletes.

Shut the fuck up.

I think the other two are getting ready to do the racist thing, they’re just slow on the draw. Svetlana Fistcheeks here, though, just seems fucking lost.

GET THESE YONGE STREET TRUTHERS THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

This is the most impressive comment so far.

I’d buy two cheesesteaks and eat them during Smackdown. It was a little tradition for myself.

It is so false that Kobe carried Shaq. Yet, inexplicably, I still support this line of attack.