This is how I frame the absurdity of Boston not making this trade.

This might be the most asinine statement I’ve read in 2017. Mind you, there’s a lot of competition too.

Go canuck yourself.

Take your star as I cower behind my desk at work, trying not to piss myself.

What is the fucking record that they broke?

Who cares! Write a comment on a non-Trump tech article, please. I’m tired of seeing whiny comments about posts people are not forced to read. Or... better yet, go to breitbart.com. Your commenting is subpar at best. Not very compelling. It just sounds like your personal complaining board.

Marvin Lewis eighty-sixed that because he’s a piece of shit that doesn’t like fun.

Fuck, I hate rooting for the Bengals. This dillweed is the same guy that goes to bat for Adam Jones every time he assaults an innocent human being. What a fucking joke. I’m sure him “allowing” John Ross to race Billy Hamilton was too much fun, so he shut that down as well. Fuck Marvin Lewis.

It is not lost on me that “Kraig” can’t spell worth a fuck.

It’s me. I am the editor.

I hate them because they’re good. I also think Draymond Green is a fuckface. But mostly, I hate them because they’re really good.

Gordon Hayward plays for the Cavs now?!?

I just want to say that Albert is by far my favorite writer on deadspin dot com.

Or maybe it’s because Lebron and the Cavs swept every bum ass team they’ve come across and the Wizards-Celtics series is going to a game 7.

You know there isn’t a batter when the ceremonial first pitch is thrown out, right? Or have you never seen a baseball game?

Shut the fuck up.

I have to agree. George will almost certainly be having a homecoming in my opinion. Pop loves him, and that’s all I really need to know about the situation.

Sing me the song of the Schiano Men.

I’ve done the exact same thing and it is absolutely wonderful.

If they don’t like his slow trot, they should try the hip new strategy I call “Not giving up home runs to Manny Machado.” If they are unable to do so, tough fucking shit.