Just came here to laugh at the guy in the fucking Kevin Kolb jersey.

Or Danny Kanell.

Juicero anything is the best internet meme right now.

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Instead of putting it in a dumb bag, they could put it in a bottle. Then you don’t even have to put the fucking thing in a machine. TAKE THAT FOR DATA.

This is my very good dog, Bowser. He is preparing to go for a ride in my race car. He is a very good boy.

If you can get past his dad.

I live in Kentucky and the widespread sadness had brought me immense joy as an Ohio transplant. Schadenfreude is what keeps me going amidst this population with which I share very little in regards to ideology on nearly everything.

Penny was much more athletic, but I get what you’re going for.

I’m just going to go with the “all Wisconsinites are fat” take and do no additional research. GOOD DAY, SIR.

When I come back to this comments section in an hour, this better be the most starred comment or I’m calling the police.

No douche

I say that hoping that his intent is to get photographed each day swagged the fuck out in Washington Football Team gear.

But, what if we can’t?!?

I immediately had to come and state this:

That shit has worked for me zero times on a desktop today.

My man, the Kings think they did get good value because Vivek thinks they got Steph + a pick. For another team to give them a better offer, it’d have to be better than “Steph” + a pick in their eyes.

I think Carmelo shoots about 150% when he puts his hands down to his sides quickly after a shot.

*Checks user name*

Yep, makes sense.

Also yes, Albert Burneko’s lack of faith is what has derailed Derrick Rose’s career.

What is this Kevin Spacey as a cameo in Se7en nonsense? It’s not like he was in the movie for one fucking scene.

I can’t tell if you’re a sentient human or a creature still trying to escape the primordial ooze and evolve into someone who can partake in casual discourse.