Instead of putting it in a dumb bag, they could put it in a bottle. Then you don’t even have to put the fucking thing in a machine. TAKE THAT FOR DATA.

This is my very good dog, Bowser. He is preparing to go for a ride in my race car. He is a very good boy.

If you can get past his dad.

I live in Kentucky and the widespread sadness had brought me immense joy as an Ohio transplant. Schadenfreude is what keeps me going amidst this population with which I share very little in regards to ideology on nearly everything.

Penny was much more athletic, but I get what you’re going for.

I’m just going to go with the “all Wisconsinites are fat” take and do no additional research. GOOD DAY, SIR.

When I come back to this comments section in an hour, this better be the most starred comment or I’m calling the police.

No douche

I say that hoping that his intent is to get photographed each day swagged the fuck out in Washington Football Team gear.

But, what if we can’t?!?

I immediately had to come and state this:

That shit has worked for me zero times on a desktop today.

My man, the Kings think they did get good value because Vivek thinks they got Steph + a pick. For another team to give them a better offer, it’d have to be better than “Steph” + a pick in their eyes.

I think Carmelo shoots about 150% when he puts his hands down to his sides quickly after a shot.

*Checks user name*

Yep, makes sense.

Also yes, Albert Burneko’s lack of faith is what has derailed Derrick Rose’s career.

What is this Kevin Spacey as a cameo in Se7en nonsense? It’s not like he was in the movie for one fucking scene.

I can’t tell if you’re a sentient human or a creature still trying to escape the primordial ooze and evolve into someone who can partake in casual discourse.

Counterpoint: You’re wrong.

Harlan is a national treasure.

Came to say this, glad to see it has been done.

Show me on this doll where exactly Tim Duncan hurt you.