Wolf?

Yeah, like John Carter.

All things serve the beam…

I got a Dark Tower notification for this?

Not enough bananas in tailpipes. 0/10. Will not see.

So I first saw Psycho Beach Party when I was in high school. It was like 3 am and I stumbled across on Showtime, I think. Flash forward almost a decade and I see it in Hulu's film tab. I called up my friends, grabbed some booze and started watching with a group of people who had never heard of it and had no context…

Just write Hotch off with a throw away line about a psycho beach party he had to attend…

Any real bar in Chicago will sell ya an Old Style tall boy and a shot of bottom shelf bourbon for no more than $5 (if that). Anyone that says otherwise is drinking on the wrong side of the river.

Honestly, I think the big fight between Gary Busey and Mel Gibson at the end of Lethal Weapon happened organically. Like, Gary and Mel got into a violent, crazy person fight over who ate all the cheese cubes from the craft services table and Richard Donner was quick enough on the draw to capture it all on film.

I have an alcoholic friend who thrives on negative attention. When he's sober he says the worst, most offensive things imaginable because he wants people to get offended. He thinks it's hilarious. When he's drunk he doubles down on the offensiveness. I think the only reason he hasn't been beaten to death yet is that…

Your argument is based on all directors, regardless of race, having equal access to resources (education/location/networking/training/discretionary income to pursue directing/etc) to purse filmmaking.

The Dark Tower series is what It is apart of. Dreamcatcher and Insomnia also happen in Derry.

OTP I never knew I wanted: Tormund & Brienne ‪#‎4Eva‬.

Best smelling infinite line to a panel.

What is this…exactly? It this Marvel's take on what DC is going with Batman '66?

Jamie: She tell you she was married?
Three Eyed Raven: Yeah.
Jamie: So what the fuck were you thinking?
Three Eyed Raven: Wasn't supposed to be back 'til six. Fucker rolls in at five.

Bran: If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Jamie: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

I want a novella of Jaime Lannister inheriting a vineyard and learning how to make wine from a spunky teenage vintner. The vintner not only teaches Jamie about wine, but about life and why his sister's such a nutcase.
SURPRISE REVEAL: The vintner is Bran.

Start the day with some All-Bran, end it laying some solid bricks in the john.

Getting strong now…