I, I will be king

I got a "Dark Tower" notification for this?

Cue Youtube video: "Too many cooks."

I am Bran. You are Bran. We are all Bran.

Holy shit! All the Brans are Bran. Bran is all. All is Bran. All hail Bran.
Bran! Bran! Bran! Bran! Bran! Bran! Bran! Bran! Bran! Bran! Bran! Bran!

Smalljon Umber to his co-conspirators: Nah dude this is the best part of the plan. I'm not even going to swear an oath to that Bolton asshole. I'll insult him to his face and he won't care or realize I ain't swearing any oath once I present his torture boner with a Stark kid to abuse. #Lawyered.

Maybe our Bran is/was/becomes Bran the Builder?

"My Story," an Amazon Kindle Direct autobiography by Garry, Lestat's neighbor.

Frank Stallone then?

"I'm fast," says Willis, drawing his gun out of its holster with lighting speed.
"She's furious," says Willis, as Rodriguez curb stomps the shit out of some goon.

PLOT TWIST: Neeson is the bad guy! He's running around town fatally jamming candles into people Willis loves.

Neeson is at the shop waiting for a delivery of wax when a group of ruffians break in and horribly assault him. His very specific set of skills, making artisan candles, are of no use to ward off the attackers….

Liam Neeson. Let's get progressive: Bruce and Liam are in love and own an artisanal candle shop with an adopted child from east Asia and a lovable pet shih tzu.

I'd like to see Andy Daly take a crack at Paul Kersey.

Death Wish: The Musical (Featuring the Return of Bruno)
Catch it After Dark on Cinemax

Death Wish 7: Lucky Number Eleven, Part 2 (In Real 3-D IMAX)

I honestly didn't know the reason behind the filler besides the "they were there to pad out the series." Thanks for the context!

That would explain a lot actually. Most of these penises look like they belong to dolphins.

Why are all my Netflix thumbnails images of male genitalia? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Spoiler: Every time the film cuts to Hawkguy he's out of breath, panting, and trying to catch up to the other Avengers in order to get into their latest brawl.