↑ Ricky Coogin, history's greatest monster.

There's a Chicago Typewriter ready to write your obit waiting for you.

Pilot Episode Description: Jake and Elwood are on the run from the law for peddling some Crystal Skull Vodka that made an entire VFW Post blind.

"Mountain, go euthanize the sparrows. Also, bring me that bottle of wine from the table. I have to finish the bottle, it goes bad once it's opened you know."

Biggest surprise of the night: Jamie didn't bitch slap the head sparrow with his metal hand.

Why would otherworldly sex gods choose just one planet?

David Bowie and Prince, two otherworldly, luminous beings, have left behind the crude matter of this world to travel the cosmos in 2016.

But now in 3-D!

Pink eye. Las Vegas is going to get a butt load of pink eye.

I see this comment and all I hear is Justified's Art Mullen talking about how Denzel Washington needs to play U.S. Marshall Bass Reeves.

I saw this movie when I was in grade school. On VHS. Hawkeye was my hero.

James Cameron emerges from sea to host "Avatar Quadrilogy" press conference, then walks backwards into the waves until he vanishes.

My west or your west?

Broad City > Girls

Crossing fingers for a remix of Dudley Moore's legendary "Funnel Cake" song by Kendrick Lamar, featuring Macklemore.

Doc Ock was def a smooth operator.

2016 Edition: WATCH IT IN IMAX 3-D SMELL-O-VISION!!

Under the Gotham Sun

Peter Parker has KOed the Green Goblin! Stopped Doc Ock! But now he faces his greatest foe of all: Feeling awkward while asking a girl out to Homecoming!

Remember when Selina covered "Back on the Chain Gang" by The Pretenders. Until I read that they accidentally recorded it and then asked for permission before the record was released (IIRC) I always thought the HIMYM pilot was weird for ending with a Selina song.