"We say the world has moved on; maybe we really mean that it has begun to dry up."

Only in the mornings.

Given his alleged propensity for whipping it out and jerking off in front of women at inappropriate times, can't say I feel bad for him. This is the least the universe could have done to him.

It can be Obi-Wan's version of BTAS's "Appointment in Crime Alley."
Obi-Wan get's wind of an Imperial Inquisitor's plan to investigate Lars' moisture farm for a force sensitive 10-year-old boy. He tries to beat the Inquisitor there but keeps on getting delayed by random characters asking for his help.

Yeah he really hated being a moisture farmer and his uncle's "Maybe next year" line. Had those two droids not shown up he'd probably have run away from home, joined the Imperials, gotten noticed by dear old dad and then turned to the dark side waaaay sooner.

A New Hope Began When This Dirty Dozen Were Done!

People always forget that at the beginning of ANH Luke wants to join the Imperial Academy. He doesn't even care about the rebel cause, he just wants to be a big shot in the galaxy.

"Be sure to use a jimmie or you'll get whore blossoms all over your body." -Dengar, the bounty hunter.

Yeah there was this podcast I was listening to before TFA and the thing the host pointed out was that Luke is his own worst enemy in ANH. Specifically, his boastful attitude is what keeps on leading to him needing to get rescued.
The climax in the story is when he overcomes this buy shedding his cocky attitude and…

Force powers? Nothing beats a good blaster at your side kid. Especially if they're being carried by hardened criminals who don't give a fuck.

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed it took you guys so long to give me back my light saber."

Haha, sounds about right.

And it's one of the most affordable bars in the Loop if you're a reporter.

Cubs fans will always be the most drunk, insufferable sports fans you can come across. But they're mostly harmless, due to their crippling depression.

IT DAMN WELL BETTER

I'd argue that's true of any long running series, especially sitcoms.

Haha, I forgot. You're right. So Frank blacked out and woke up to a bunch of beat up bikers.

I'm pretty sure it was in the middle of this fight that Frank thought," Maybe this Red guy isn't a total pussy." #CharacterDevelopment

I thought it was less a law and more a code of conduct for Starfleet since they were in lawless "wild space" from their perspective. I mean, if you don't drill the Prime Directive into every cadet's head you open up the door to officers going Colonel Kurtz on the first primitive planet they see. And even if someone…

"A long time ago, in a dive bar not too far away from here, I met a woman while dancing to the soulful beats of Morris Day and The Time. We were both broke so we decided to drink some Cold 45s. 'It gets you there quicker,' she said and I told her I loved her. She said, 'I know.' After the bar we went to her place and…