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Adorabeezle Winterpop
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Hi Jezzies,

Oh thank god. Jez has been my internet home for ten years.

I want to see it but I also want to not have a feature-length panic attack about the safety of the fictional kitten

Mr. Winterpop is an orthopedic surgeon. He says a cuboid fracture likely won’t require surgery, and it will take about six weeks to heal on its own. This is NOT MEDICAL ADVICE but I thought it would help your anxiety!

I have a Mirena, and insertion really was not painful. There was a sharp pinch, and then just bad cramps. I went to back to work the same day. Just take some ibuprofen and you’ll be fine.

My boys are inexplicably not butterballs, even though they graze throughout the day. What they really go bonkers for is wet Friskies, which is strictly regimented. The orange one has the delightful tendency to eat too fast and then throw it all back up. Charming.

I love how conservatives are all about the kids until those kids are born and they are not white.

Thank you!!

Thanks, and good luck to you too! I know it’s a minimum competency thing, but I get freaked out wondering what’s over-preparing and what’s not preparing enough! I’m basically just freaked right now.

Thanks! It’s always nice to hear from survivors. I’m doing the same thing, where I read a word and think, I’ve seen that, but who knows what it is!

I’m sitting for the Texas bar next week, and I could really use some encouragement. I’ve been studying for two months straight and I still feel like there’s no way I could ever get a handle on all this material. My brain feels like it’s been replaced with Easy Cheez.

Idk if it’s healthy at all but there’s a place that sells it in Austin and it is fucking DELICIOUS.

When I was 22 I got stuck on a 5-hour flight next to a man old enough to be my grandfather. I’m older and wiser now, but as a young lady raised in the south, I always did my best to be scrupulously polite to my elders. This guy immediately took advantage of that, telling me over and over how pretty I am, and how

I had an emotionally abusive boyfriend in college, and when I finally realized I needed to break up with him, the knowledge that none of my friends of family liked him or trusted him was huge in giving me the courage to end it. Even if she can’t see it now, being there for her and letting her know (gently! don’t end

Oh man that sucks. I highly recommend finding an osteopathic doctor who specializes in manipulative medicine. I saw one for two years, and he was able to reduce my migraines from once a week to once a month.

I feel ya. But my chronic pain comes in the form of near constant headaches and frequent migraines, and alcohol is a major trigger for me. So have an extra drink for me, because I pretty much have to abstain :(

“So how much weight are you planning on losing before the wedding?”

My favorite is when Frond calls Bob and Linda in to read them the kids’ disturbing entries into a school writing competition. Even though the pieces are objectively weird, Bob and Linda refuse to see anything wrong with any of them. Mr. Pony and I legitimately look up to the Belchers as parenting role models.