This fills my heart with such glee

I was in college when my dentist decided I needed mine removed, so I did it over Thanksgiving break. That was when I learned that I don’t respond well to vicodin, as I drifted in and out of terrifying nightmares of being chased by giant colorful monsters on my parent’s couch as I watched the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day…

How about the time my parents and brother flew from one coast to the other to come visit me a month after my parents separated? My husband was traveling for work at the time, leaving me alone to mediate the worst family vacation of my life. My mother refused to stay in the hotel with my dad and brother, so she bunked…

There was an American Apparel billboard near my apartment in L.A. that looked like the model had been kidnapped and locked in a basement and was now being told to start making sexy pictures for her captor’s personal collection. I figure there’s nowhere to go but up for them.

Idk, but I grew up in that town, so I know that they changed their name from “college” to “university” to reflect the change after starting up grad programs.

They have a couple grad programs now, so they’re a university.

Are there any women who like Entourage? I have literally never heard a woman ever mention that show unless it’s to call a guy out for being a douche (“Ugh, he’s like one of those Entourage bros.”)

Well, they have a point, you know? Because, like, spies were originally MEN. MEN had to be spies because they’re strong and they need to be emotionally detached and women walk into a room menstruating everywhere and then there’s emotions and gross lady blood happening so they’d be spotted right away and could NEVER go…

WOAH. My jaw dropped reading this. This sounds like some crazy voodoo. I CANNOT WAIT TO TRY THIS!!

Ooooh, that sounds great, and super easy! I’ll definitely try that soon, thanks!

I think yours looks amazing! Mr. Herring once tried to melt actual crayons and drip them down some cardboard for a cool art project and they mostly became a giant puddle (RIP carpet). So obvs I am impressed when someone gets the aesthetic right. I definitely will try that out!

I LOVE the cake!! How did you get the icing to look gorgeous and rainbowy and not like a brown mess?

I am studying for the bar and it is terrible! However, I’m trying to prevent myself from destroying my health by eating nothing but pizza and ice cream (as much as I want to AND I DO), so I’ve cooked myself a bunch of healthy meals throughout the week. Yaaaaaay.

You know what? Whatever. My wedding was awesome, and I loved it, and everyone I loved was in one room for one day, helping me, hugging me, telling me that they loved me and how great I looked. I’ll eat the $15k it cost for that.

I am simultaneously comforted and horrified by this thread because I had no idea this was a widespread mom thing until just now. I’m 27 years old and only recently has it occurred to me that maybe it would be ok to consistently shave about my knees, but I always feel guilty about it if I do. Idk ya’ll, my mom’s…

I joined the Menstrual Cup Club about two months ago and I will not fucking shut up about it. BLOOD CUPS FOR EVERYONE!!!

I want to thank every lady who has chimed in on the facial hair issue, because I thought I was the only mustachioed girl in town and I am SO RELIEVED that is not the case. I grew up in a Southern household where shaving one’s face was a pearl-clutching horror, so I was taught to bleach. Which I HATE doing with the…

The Monarch and Dr Mrs The Monarch bobble heads. They were so big they started sinking into the cake, but it was worth it.

I looked up this Gor Second Life just for my own personal edification, and the very first thing I see is the top headline on the page: