Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Missed the WYTS deadline for this year, but four weeks ago the corporate entity that I pretend to work at while they pay me a meager wage decided to bring in a celebrity speaker to get us excited about filling out our TPS reports. Being Chicago, they hired Mike Ditka. After a painful incoherant 15 minute speech, that…

Yeah! What IS the difference between 17 and 18?

People are always so concerned about making sure the other guy can’t win that they ignore their own victory. I’m sure that says something about the human condition.

Split the geographic difference and go to like Kansas or some shit. They will both be touched by the gesture.

Oh he’s gone years between scoring? I guess I missed the wedding. 

Baltimore: Donnie.

Florimon’s play = a good beer
Kapler’s comment = a hipster explaining the hops and malt breakdown, ruining the experience

The Dark Knight Rises (To Get Warmed Up In The 5th)

Wow. Wow. You know this is really something you hear, and now I think even more often than before.

Fucking Nnnnnn Peppermint Roll

Because he $halieves in his $on.

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

YES! Another guy all the basic chicks can say is their “boyfriend.” We needed one more of those guys. It was dark times there for a while.

1). Heart attack during threesome.

2:32 is 28 minutes until 3 o’clock.

Just goes to show you how much these glory boy millienials want to jack up threes instead of playing true, fundamental basketball. With that height advantage, a drop step in the post and a layup (no dunking, it’s disrespectful) would put him a lot closer to 100 percent. But he’s about the ladies he’s not about the…