On iPhone brightness. There’s a way to shortcut so that the phone dims its brightness by doing a triple-click on the home button.

Drew Magary has a book out???

Ah, gotcha, thanks for the heads up.

Ah, gotcha, thanks for the heads up.

Doesn't look like the promo code is working.

Doesn't look like the promo code is working.

Especially the two finger wave at "bust at"

This is also not mine (found on reddit) but still one of the better ones I've seen. (h/t /u/coolestguy1234)