So... they're asking for charity from ordinary, average people, in order to build toys for rich people who have too much money on their hands and no good ideas on how to spend it. This seems slightly silly, if not outright insulting. I'm imagining a millionaire in an expensive suit trying to panhandle in a subway…

they definitely get a negative connotation but damn are they fun. With a few goodies and a tune to free up power they are a blast. Mine just always seems to beg to want to go faster. It's pretty damn easy to all of a sudden be speeding.

DAMN YOU DEMURO, MY DISCOVERY IS THE PERFECT BALANCE OF LUXURY WITH DEFENDER UNDERPIN– ah, shit, hang on The 4x4 Center just called me back.

Oh for god's sake. You usually hold a phone vertically. It happened. Landscape would be better than portrait, obviously, but it's not fine cinematography. Some guy pulled out his phone.

Great, now we know who's responsible for this shitty water drought we're stuck in. A silver W126 going around fucking all our shit up.

Don't try to "get" Michael Ballaban's comments, or he will get all defensive ten-year-old on you.

i would like to hear more about your wide ranging and surely exciting travels and opinions but im currently shitting my own pants and am very busy at the moment.

oh they will learn it just fine, just like Nissan did before them. chasing state handouts and lower pay for your staff in shitty redstates is a great way to retain or attract zero good talent.

Start it at 3:15.

You typed that without a hint of irony, didn't you?

He's right, you know. The GT-R is only good in a straight line. In fact, here's one of the straight lines it conquered:

The time is right for Lada's US entry!

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All the racists on the Internet must have the weirdest boner right now.

Yes. Everything in the 1990s was recorded on cell phone.

I'd take the STI. Looking like an adult is overrated.

There's no issue. He just wants us all to know that he's a dick.

"Honey, have you seen my red key?" "I think the baby flushed it. Just use the black one."