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Less traffic
Let me be up front with you: this is a love letter. It's a mash note to a city that's become my home more than any…
JUST LOOK at the swarm of white haired/mustached/hiding their baldspot with caps current and upcoming retirees around this thing.
Apparently not. I guess now we just post videos of people being tragically killed and all have a good laugh. That's where we're at as a society.
SWEET JESUS VS IS BACK.
"please mtv pimp my ride!"
And our first political poo fling!
He's a horrible president! How dare he send thousands of troops back from war that the worst president in the world(Bush)started!
Missed opportunity to post the Avantime, which is probably the closest we ever came. DAT GLASS.
My racing scenario is irrelevant because these guys were racing but your death sentence question is relevant to our discussion because it serves some grande purpose of giving you insight in my moral rationale? Tell me more about how THAT is relevant to your view. Instead of arguing against what I think to be right,…
Scenario:
Two people are racing. One gets into an accident with a 3rd, un-involved vehicle. Do you only penalize the driver who was racing and got into an accident? Or do you penalize both because they were breaking the law? Trying to belittle me personally won't get you very far and neither will trying to categorize…
I'll do what I've done in the past. If I'm the first person to check on someone after an accident, there is a LOT you can do. First you call emergency response, then you check on them. If their car is in a dangerous spot, use you car to make sure their accident doesn't cause MORE accidents. If they're conscious, are…
I don't need to be in America to recognize an idiot.
You mean the the clouds of black smoke that temporarily blind other drivers/road users? Or the selfish, reckless way these guys drive, as to cause an accident when they discover their 3 ton truck on mud tires can't stop from 20mph over the speed limit?
Yes, people piloting jacked-up full ton pickups with modded exhaust to belch black smoke are always the arbiters of highways safety and manners.
By "a little black smoke", do you mean "massive doses of visibility-damaging, lung-destroying carcinogens"?
Funny, the only people I see refusing to move out of the left lane are judgemental manly douchebags driving SUVs or trucks, who never use signals.
The dipshit in the Pius isn't purposefully modding his/her car to dump noxious toxins into the air just to "look cool" and piss off F-350 drivers.