alexcarrillo01
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alexcarrillo01
Aug 3 2016
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We all like to joke about how German car drivers are insufferable dicks on the road but I’ve honestly never seen a more consistent bunch of assholes than the people driving Infinity G cars. Curious if they’ll migrate to this thing.

Jul 4 2016
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Why does it matter when?

May 30 2016
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“On this inaugural episode, the presenters forced jokes and chemistry like a constipated chihuahua...” Read more

Apr 13 2016
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Infinity G cars reign supreme as the fuck boy-iest cars in the world.

Oct 4 2015
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Yeah, but ya’ll are fucking pro at unprovoked stupidity. Read more

Oct 4 2015
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I hope this is all true only because I really don’t like Tanner Foust. Read more

Aug 28 2015
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Where’s the punk rock or underground hip-hop soundtrack at?!

Aug 25 2015
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Fucking hell no. I like controlling all of my windows from the driver’s seat.

Aug 20 2015
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We should all be content with shitty conditions lest some imbecile perceive it as whining. Read more

Aug 19 2015
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No other country lets you quit from one miserable, abusive job to the next. None. We’re unique. We have freedom. No country has freedom. We’re a special freedom snowflake. Read more

Aug 19 2015
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You’re right. These people should be ever so grateful that they’re even allowed into this circle of abuse. I’m so sorry. What was I thinking? God bless business owners.

Aug 17 2015
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It would have been nice if after he found the car he’d treat his employees like human beings as a sort of thanks to the universe for returning his brown mullet-mobile.

Aug 17 2015
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I mean, sure. I wouldn’t screw with someone’s car. But I literally can’t feel any less remorse for this humongous sack of shit than I do know. You couldn’t scrape a shit for me to give out of the bottom of this barrel.

Aug 16 2015
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I mean, no. Stephen Hawking is brilliant and great. Papa John is a monumental piece of shit.

Aug 7 2015
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My parents had a Dodge Gran Caravan (Sport ‘03) and it had electronic pop-out windows. It was a minivan thing.

Aug 5 2015
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Right?! Now I’m scared to even initiate a wave for fear of rejection. They’re ruining it!

Jul 30 2015
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I would daily that thing into oblivion.

Jul 27 2015
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(Or they’re not real M3s)