I show this to anyone who says "cars used to be safer — they just crumple these days." THEY CRUMPLE SO YOU DON'T!

Man are audiophiles obnoxious or what?

People make shitty mistakes. I've made shitty mistakes. I'm sure you have as well.

You don't have to be uncomfortable. The world accepts homosexuals, for the most part. Come out. We'll accept you for who you are.

This grown ass man just took time out of his day to let you all know that he wore Aviators before it was cool. The irony is crushing.

I don't think it's possible to buy a GTI for 30K or less in the US. Not unless you special order it.

That one clearly wasn't.

Man, I am so glad you linked that picture. I'm a happier person now knowing it exists and now I'm obsessed.

How could anyone hate that? It's adorable!

The cartoon was the product placement.

Homophobic and sexist. Excellent.

Then again, as far as my curmudgeon stuff goes, I think that these RWB cars are a little bit Fast & Furious, if you know what I mean...and in this regard, you couldn't pay me to watch a Fast & Furious movie. I'm more of a Le Mans kind of guy - you know, where people actually drive cars, rather than a combination of…

A cat gave birth in my dad's truck a couple of weeks ago. Cats are morons.

It's clear you're very upset.

I don't think you're very intelligent if this is getting you worked up.

Because you're ordering a car to your specifications.

Why are you so mad?

I love it, too.

Because car enthusiasts are Luddites.

"Except in the article they say "expensive" in a manner that implies the car itself isn't worth the money. It's worth every single cent. These are amazing cars."