Easily Mankind’s greatest beard.

I win.

Nick Grainger

Name Derrick

Why

It’s sooooooo angry!

or

Jordan, 25, Michigan. This coming October (my birthday!) is my beards one year aniversory!

I feel dirty for doing this.

sometimes it can be a pain, but a pair of clippers helps out as long as you just nip the very ends off.

I don't think it's in Wikipedimonster, but it reminded me of this great moment in science:

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.