Not to mention the racism implicit in those names and descriptors... hipsters, yo. I'm guessing not a native of Rockaway.

Why would my clitoris need mascara?

No. It's not my duty to sit and spoonfeed you when there are a gazillion resources out there for you to search out for yourself if you are so fucking interested in figuring it out. I'm not going to magically change your mind by telling you the exact same thing that everyone else is, because from the sounds of things…

What? Lana Del Ray pops out?

HADOOOOOOOOOOOOOUKEN!!!