alexcannon
Alex Cannon
alexcannon

YES. This is my solution to "doing laundry". If you dont have a washer in your house, just send it out. It comes back clean and folded in a day. Why would anyone waste an entire Saturday morning (or Tuesday night, or any time ever) doing laundry.

I think Thailand is like the Australian's Puerto Rico, close, tropical, and cheap.

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I honestly can't believe the Robin Reliant episode didn't make this list. It's hilarious.

You're full of shit. Her botox treatments are keeping SEVERAL people steadily employed. dayum.

I realize this is an old thread, but I saw Waffle Crisp in a store YESTERDAY, so you're in luck.

Did you get Waffle Crisp too? And yes, pigtails DO count.

Step 1) Have all your besties be modesl Step 2) Your wedding looks like a ralph lauren pre-spring editorial.

Next - the 9 month application process in order to obtain the license to actually get an abortion.

Pretty disappointed in you, Corn Pops. You were good stuff. Big, crunchy, light, easily marketable to children (why didn't you jump on the whole "corn-sugar" bandwagon, corn pops?! C'MON!)

Yes, I'm getting the "way i feel on the first day of my period x1000" vibe from this, not "why don't i look heidi klum 1 day after birth" at all.

Honestly, I could easily see a car mechanic reading up on string theory in his spare time. Occupation doesn't necessarily dictate intellectual capacity, but in the case of these women they're not even having opinions about issues, they're spewing the party line garbage of the sort of people who still put stock in shit

Holler at you. Fuck Rompers. And if I ever saw a girl my own age at a bar with ring pop YOU KNOW I would bump her in the shoulder so it accidentally got in her friends hair. YOU KNOW.

Screw guilt, this woman will be angry. And so will his kids.

No, awesome idea, and I'm doing it tomorrow.

SNL should always be this daring.

Paper beats rock?

if you're doin it rite.

Tube dresses: great for managing both chichos and baby mounds.

These shoes SUCK!