@DanKrouse: " But, I'm personally happy to give up a little time at the airport if it means my plane won't fall from the sky. "

@puppytails: buying a caplet TODAY. My coconutBF will be so fucking jealous.

While I agree you ought to not assume someone is pregnant and vocalize that assumption, the subway example is a BAD one. I could see this being a terrible thing to assume in a conversation at the deli or at work. But on the subway or the bus, it's really better to just offer your seat to someone you think might be…

Dont hate.

Usually second term you finally figure out where the fuck the gym is, problem solved.

@Lucas Prater: too many syllables.

instead of wasting all that time drawing a blackberry user, they should have just drawn a square.

Fables on AMC. Do it.

The problem here is that defining something as weird is a judgement, and its really subjective.

@bklyn155: I've heard this. All black for the immediate fam, everyone else should wear a white shirt, splash or grey, some shit like that.

@supercalifragilisticexpialidoc...: a- the fuck-men.

@HelloKitty: Its loosely associated with actually celebrating that you are not rid of that individual. This is just lore and rumor, obviously, but well known enough.

When my father died this past winter I remembered only noticing how my Aunt had the uncanny ability to ruin a perfectly normal skirt suit with the most atrocious shoes imaginable, every time. Think, orthopedic nun-gear.

Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club!

How I've Dealt With Every Thanksgiving/Christmas as an adult: "Just expect it and go into there loaded to the nines on Klonopin if you've got some, white wine if you don't. Then laugh at everything."

The best thing the story does is drive home the fact that poor Christine O'Donnell has some things to work out when it comes to her sexual health (mentally! emotionally!), and that she chose the wrong fuckin platform to run on.

@Lindsay Funke (is LVeg in Disguise): I'm comparing the 16/yo boy to Starbuck.

totes look like starbuck:

Fuck Yea.

I was gonna roll up into this thread bitching how Jezebel is nothing but a bunch of channers....but i lolled.