There is nothing NSFW about this.

@Yerzriknot: jews are awesome, arabs are okay, sit back white people, we've got this under control.

And the libs did laugh heartily, and order another round of lattes and they did keep on making legislation.

Seriously Jezebel, don't knock good advice. Equality is not about bitching about inequality, its about acting equal and in return being treated equally.

@YomikoReadman: Its the ducks vaginas, it has several false passageways that the female duck will close only for the duck she wishes to mate with. Other aggressive ducks she does not wish to mate with will have their sperm deposited in these false passages.

Seascapes...who knew!?

@starless wonder: She's probably at her photographer's house.

This is very likely fake. Attractive girls can totally want to be brokers, but when they quit their jobs they tend to just, you know, quit their jobs, and not post very well produced photoshoots in two different outfits in what seems to be an exclusive for TheChive.com.

She's just trying to increase her odds of being the one to bear the second coming of Christ, bringing on the rapture.

on with the gif pride parade!

@jinxedluck: So really, what you're saying is that relationships ought to be disposable?

Design*Sponge is a fuckin gateway drug to the crack that is wedding websites. They sneak in a taste here and there and you're HOOKED. I never gave a flying fuck about weddings until I learned it didn't have to be in a north Bronx catering hall with limos and chicken parm or salmon.

The perfect answer, I learned, when serving and being asked "so when do you get off work?", is "later".

is this a sponsored post?

Anti-#shamelessobjectification-ism is foolish and reactionary.

I fucking love these people more every time. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Donuts all the time. Donuts will never get too expensive. The charm and delight of a donut is that it can be entirely overwrought but is still at its essence a cheap, cheap, tasty little pastry.

@denki: This is a science fiction world, man. Maybe those guns are made out of some kind of high-heat, super durable plastic, kevlar, or carbon fiber. That would make them super strong and also super light, and the only discomfort would come from recoil, which is manageable with training I suspect.

Good, give this guy as much bad press as possible. It'll be the only thing that stops him.

@outrageouschaos: its okay...i watched "Bride Wars" ONCE on a solitary, raging hangover/still kinda drunk morning , so I get you.