@Donovanesque: Perhaps, even my small company has hired and lost employees and is certainly not getting their asses in gear to hire new people.

@clevernamehere: try not to think of your parents specifically, but your friends parents, your superiors at work, etc etc. I suspect (unless you come from an enclave of people with the most spectacular pensions and financial planners in America) most are still working.

A thought. How many of you (19-30 year olds) actually have retired parents?

@Nightwriter: Don't let this discourage you from doing whatever the hell it is you want, but you should be scared, and you should think twice about that dream school. Debt is serious, scary, and will take over your life indefinitely.

Will be sloppily fist pumping to this at my earliest convenience thank you goodnight.

@Konstantin Bothari: No its the part where they stare at each other for a second and then fall down at the same time. Its synchronized adorable.

00:38 IS AWESOME

@strich: True, Im glad someone mentioned it before me...I could watch the freeway scene any-time.

Man I'm gonna defend Olivia Munn so hard. She's not a comedian, she's barely an actress (i've never seen her acting, who knows maybe shes alright) but she is a tv show host, and thats what she was brought to the Daily Show to do. Stand in front of a camera and LOOK at the camera and talk and she does a pretty good job…

She's in awesome shape.

@staryberry: She's pretty good once she hits a rhythm. I was a major Screen Savers/Attack of the Show fan, I remember her first day on Attack of the Show and watched grow into her role. I'm glad to see her on the daily show, even if she wasn't glittering in her first appearance.

@Buggie: I agree, the more a woman knows about the way she works, I think its much easier to make good decisions involving sexual health, contraception choices, and generally promoting a healthy relationship with your body.

@rhymeswithfeather: Apparently the Catholic Church was the single driving force behind researching and promoting Fertility Awareness until 1980. I don't really know how this is supposed to make me feel. I think its probably wonderful for trying to conceive, and a bit dubious as a single form of contraception.

Amen, lady.

12:20 My boyfriend just got here. He's extra-late because the ticket-taker automatically directed him to the theater showing Iron Man.

Fuck yea.

Migraines, and bad ones. My sister suffered the exact same symptoms on the exact same pill. I switched to Loestrin24 and by the 2nd month, no more Migraines (they were bad, seeings spots, nausea, going home from work kind of stuff)

This is the best news i've heard ever.

@mandiandi: I think laziness goes a long way... honestly, simply introducing yourself as Marie Maidenname will establish your identity to an employer, regardless of what you actually put on your W2, thats the accountants concern.