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Ewe gotta love this.

No room in the garage for a vehicle.

It’s called art. An artist can better capture the mood and atmosphere the manufacturer is looking for than the realism of a photograph can. Some of the advertising artists were legendary and drew stunningly beautiful ads. Look up some of the work of Art Fitzpatrick who did a lot of the GM ads in the 1950s and ‘60s,

Oh wow!

Big Pergola will never let that happen. 

A Ford GT would make an awesome KITT.

I kind of want that Geely rolls!  That'd be a hoot to roll in 

That’s a bummer because it’s a really awesome car. Glad I picked mine up while I could.

Yes different people have different needs, different desires, and different goals. Certainly buying a used 3 to 5 year old is often the sweet spot for initial cost. But for some having a new car with improved safety devices and free repairs for three years is worth the higher cost. For me the $8,000 tax credit on a

I’m all in for a modern reboot with David Hasselhoff and the original car. Here are possible (mis)adventures:

Mustang? We should be so lucky. You know KITT will be a crossover.

Well wait a minute. It’s a non-Jeep (if only barely because it’s still a Chrysler product) and it’ll likely be the most rust-free vehicle he’s ever owned!

Studebaker Avanti

Easy.

Sounds like my kind of guy. I’ve been wishing that I could just buy a brand new Ford Escort GT hatch or a first generation Dodge Neon coupe with the funky ‘90s patterned cloth seats, rolldown windows, and manual locks with an actual friggin’ keyhole in the door. Like, if they’d never stopped making and selling them.

Got to keep the Stratus just so he can yell this at family dinners:

Oh my this is the content I crave. We moved out of our HOA 2 months ago and dammit I can't wait to paint my front door teal. Take that assholes!

Also, (sorry to double post) this beauty

Bush was better than Trump.

With 1 important caveat.  Most people can afford to fix a Miata.