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Not mine but this is the perfect use.

For Sale: Brand Nu Mustang

I can’t take the suspense.

Just had this discussion at work... like.... what are they gonna do with this thing... and why does it exist? none of us are gonna buy one thats for sure. We probably wouldn’t have at 35-38k either just because we’re not really into it.

dat ass? fine. Date nose? oy.

How about this?

I think this touches on an important point. Looking beautiful doesn’t sell cars or generate interest. Standing out from past design does. That’s why they always glom on the same bad design trends.

But what about wingdings?

I know it’s badged as a V, but it’s not really. And for $89k, that’s not a bad deal for a big sedan. For that price you can get a lightly optioned 740i or a stripper 740e. The base S450 is $91k.

For fun, here are the other S-cars, from S201 up:

I see two hinges. But good observations otherwise.

The panel gaps let the outdoors in!

Tentsla.

They don’t get a free pass, no, but that issue also has fuckall to do with general reliability

Now that is a wedding crasher.

Road workers aren’t yet exactly sure what caused the sign to fall

Depends on your grade scale. In elementary school we used E,G,S,U (Excellent, Good, Satisfactory, Unsatisfactory).

The Highlander takes the top spot because obviously there can be only one.